“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I am indebted to her for.” W.C. Fields was a comedian, actor, juggler, and writer. Mostly known for his persona as a hard drinking egotist. Fields starred in movies such as “Alice in Wonderland”, “The Fatal Glass of Beer”, “The Bank Dick”, among many others. When sitting between scenes, Fields had a vacuum flask that he would fill with martinis, which he would call Pineapple juice. There was an instance that one of his fellow cast members emptied out the contents and filled the flask with Pineapple juice. Fields was heard yelling “Who put Pineapple Juice in my Pineapple Juice?” Drink like Fields today and have a Martini.